American Football

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed a few minutes the old man rips one and says,"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man rips one again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a tiny one and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he pushes real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he shits on the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"