Smart Dog
A man absolutely hated his wife's dog and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the dog was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the dog 40 blocks away. He put the dog out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the dog!
He kept taking the dog further and further and the dog would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the dog there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Hi, is the dog there?"
"Yes", the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone! I'm lost and need directions!"
As he was getting home, the dog was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the dog 40 blocks away. He put the dog out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the dog!
He kept taking the dog further and further and the dog would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the dog there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Hi, is the dog there?"
"Yes", the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone! I'm lost and need directions!"
posted by PacketGuy | 1:58 AM
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