Motel California

Harry and Sally decided to take a vacation and travel across the country and visit little known rural areas, staying in off the beaten track motels.

They stopped their first night at a motel that must have been at least 100 years old, and one that hadn't had any renovations done since day one. They were
preparing themselves for bed and Harry decided to have one last cigarette before getting in to bed, so he left the room to go outside and have his smoke.

When Harry returned to the room, he actually started feeling quite romantic, so he carefully opened the door and said, "Honey? Honey?.

There was no response.

He tried again, "Honey? Hey, honey!" a bit louder this time.

Still no reply.

Finally a male voice from the blackness in front of him said,

"This ain't no beehive you damn fool, this here's the bathroom."