Quotable Quotes

There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.

McDonalds in Tokyo is a terrible revenge for Pearl Harbour.