Stoned

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey

"Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come on up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says her mouth is dry and she's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that she leans too far over and falls into the river.A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps her to the side, then asks the lizard,

"What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that she was sitting smoking a joint with a monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.The crocodile says he has to check out this pot smoking monkey so he walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says

"Hey you monkey!"

The monkey looks down and says,

"Whoa!........how much water did you drink?"