Man Quiz

Are you an unreconstructed, right-on, rogue male? Or a delivery boy of the new male order? Are you a man or a louse? Find out below.

1) You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared...

a. your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship,
b. your blood-test results,
c. five tequila slammers.

2) Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is...
a. healthy, creative love-play,
b. not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to,
c. not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about.

3) Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just nailed is...
a. the best part of the experience,
b. the second best part of the experience,
c. $100 extra.

4) Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is...
a. no concern of yours,
b. not a problem, she can join your gym,
c. a conservative estimate.

5) You think today's sensitive, caring man is...
a. a myth,
b. an oxymoron,
c. a moron.

6) Foreplay is to sex as...
a. appetizer is to entree,
b. primer is to paint,
c. a line is to an amusement park ride.

7) Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a. "I hope we can still be friends."
b. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."

8) A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate...
a. probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
b. is uptight and a waste of time,
c. shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

ANSWER KEY:

If You answered "A" more than 5 times, check in your pants to see if you really are a man.

If you answered "B" more than 5 times, check into therapy, you're more than a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"