Dick Tale

"There were these three guys at the lake, a Tamilian, a Bengali and a Punjabi.

The Tamilian took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the temperature of the water. It's 32 degrees Celsius".

The other two were amazed. "Let me try", the Bengali said. So he put his organ in the water, waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature is 32.3 degrees Celsius".

At last the Punjabi said, "Let me have a try". So he took his equipment, lowered it into the lake and said:

"I've no idea about the temperature, but the water is 2 feet 9 inches deep.