Billie Jean

Three expectant fathers, an American, an African, and a Frenchman were in the hospital waiting room. A doctor comes in and announces that he has some good news and some bad news.

"The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy baby boy.The bad news is that we've mixed them up."

The three new fathers walk into the nursery. The Frenchman goes right to the african baby, picks him up and starts rocking him.

"What are you doing?" the african guy asks, "That is obviously my son."

"I know," said the Frenchman, "but I didn't accidentally want to get the American kid."