Taxed
"How have you managed to buy such a luxurious beach house while your income is so low"? asked the tax auditor.
"Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer, I had caught a large golden fish. When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and said,
'I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea and I'll give you the most luxurious beach house you have ever seen.'
I threw the fish back to the sea, and got the beach house."
"How can you prove such an unbelievable story"?
"Well, you can see the beach house, can't you"?
"Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer, I had caught a large golden fish. When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and said,
'I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea and I'll give you the most luxurious beach house you have ever seen.'
I threw the fish back to the sea, and got the beach house."
"How can you prove such an unbelievable story"?
"Well, you can see the beach house, can't you"?
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